Poet and Artist

Funny Poems

Sister Lisa’s Surprise by Suzae Chevalier

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As a kid I made a fake “me” doll,
she was like me but not too tall.
I sewed her up with bathroom towels,
she was original and had no jowls.
Practical joke I did make,
with Funny Doll that was fake.
I put fake doll in my bed,
covered the blankets over dolls head.
Then my sister went to sleep,
I told her from far away,
I was sleeping “Please don’t make a peep? ”
My sister said, “Are you alright?
you look very sick looking tonight.”
I replied, with a yell, ha! Ha!
Then I ran to room laughing like hell.
My sister got scared, and then she laughed,
It was very funny, it was a blast.
These funny childhood memories are the ones that last.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 9,2011
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My Friend Bill by Suzae Chevalier

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Half Italian, half Irish for his last name is Maroney
Razel puppet said his name on stage rhymes with baloney.
Now he has my 2 books of “Sarah’s Special Birthday”
He thinks they are very colorful, with colors of May.
One book is hard cover the other book is soft,
He lets me borrow them when my own copy gets sold or lost.
Now, he was good friends with my dear friend Jimmy,
they would go to all the restaurants in the Lake Worth city.
Now Bill is his first name but his middle name is John,
he was a economics professor in Michigan.
His mother is a sweetheart and she is still alive,
she is in upstate New York and almost 95.
Bill hopes to get in shape, I think he can doesn’t eat past eight.
Bill always visited me on Comedy Night at the Rumshack,
He always thought I was funny and laughed and laughed.
Thanks Bill for supporting me as an performing artist and
visual artist too, hopefully that big original painting will sale
when my book sales go through the roof.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on August 23,2011

Rosie O’Donnell Turns Into A Giant by Suzae Chevalier

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Rosie O’Donnell showed up in my dream
It was on Krendoll island where things are surreal.
Krendoll huts are quiet for all dolls are asleep
Then a loud thud sounds from the Feronian trees.
A big tree falls down, crashing to the ground.
For there is a something walking real big all around
It’s Rosie O’Donnell who is a giant walking a foot
She ate one of the Razelberries of Razel that Rosie did uproot.
See Razel knew that Rosie would show up one night
So Razel planted her Razelberries and hid them out of site.
She knew since Rosie was a human from Earth
She would eat anything she saw small in the dirt.
Rosie kept walking and bounced into a pillow real grand
It was a Pillow mountain is where Rosie did land.
Now luckily the Krendoll dolls did not awake
They would be really scared, make no mistake.
Now this is the end of my dream where Rosie does survive
Survive a Big Pillow Mountain that actually comes alive.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 1, 2011

Big Tomato by Suzae Chevalier

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When I was about five

I thought tornados came alive.

Alive into a big tomato with legs

walking up the hill to where I lived.

Waiting anxiously outside my front door

I was afraid but wanted to see more.

I imagined a big gigantic tomato coming up the street

I thought it be cool and thought it be neat to see.

Wind starting blowing and sky became still

the birds disappeared, I began to feel chills.

I imagined Big Tomatoes footsteps going boom, boom, boom

my family hid in the basement in the family room.

Sleeping downstairs was fun for me

we were all together as a family.

Now Big Tomato never did come

but I have fond memories of a night of fun.

Written by Suzae on May 25, 2011

 

Airport Inspection by Suzae Chevalier

On my flight out of West Palm–I was pulled over for something wrong
I got scared I thought what is going on? They said it was something in Razel’s clone.
I thought it was funny– inspectors looked so torn
I sat there watching inspectors with gloves I took photos of them with Razel clone above.
They where looking for material that that was not pure, explosive and bad
I laughed to myself trying to find material that is explosive and then my camera came out
Taking photos before I took a picture from up above.
Up above Clone’s face– airport inspectors kept touching for a trace
A trace of suspicious material that’ ends up being stuffing
They looked like vultures picking at nothing.
Picture end up on myspace later that day
with comments so funny I have to say
This is the height of stupidity thus far
when you are traveling by plane not a car.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on August 6, 2011

Cleveland Hippie 2003 by Suzae Chevalier

Cleveland Ohio I went to

in 2003 yes indeed with a turtle named Toledo

named after an Ohio city.

Stayed at an artist hippie’s

House who painted Marilyn Monroe

left my props at Hippie’s sisters that

were for my Birthday show.

Artist hippie smoked pot

and thought I was really hot

so wanted me to stay but I said “no way

I’m on to Florida the sunshine state.”

So he dreamed about me with an elephant baby

I told him in the dream

“baby elephant talks and flies”

but he thought I was crazy

but baby elephant dream

kept showing up more than all the time,

he figured I’ld get rich when he finally did analyze.

Now artist’s sister still has

One of my CD’s,

it’s about Razel and

her evil boyfriend Freddy.

Now I did get most of my

Show props back, some left behind

because other friend

went through town real fast.

I really did see Cleveland

like Lake View Cemetary,

where it was gigantic

and very scary

Went to the Rock Hall of Fame,

where Cleveland said Rock was heard

there first was their claim.

Since then I went through Ohio state,

but not through Cleveland which

makes Ohio the state so great,

maybe next time at another later date.

Written by Suzae Chevalier February 18,2011

ARE YOU A PRINCE OR TOAD?

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Are you a Prince or are you a toad?

I leave your heart at the side of the road,

For I do not know if you are really sincere,

You seem like a boy who is very immature.

To all that is, and all that was;

It became of nothing just because…

For I have grown into a full Princ-ess,

I must leave behind all the rest.

and go after what is Best–

perhaps I shall move out West.

Written on Jan.14, 2011 by Suzae Chevalier

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Prince Charming Kermit

 

PRINCE CHARMING

Prince Charming always makes me feel right

he tucks me in at bed at night.

I was sick and needed some sleep,

he turned off the light and didn’t make a peep.

He then proceeded to watch t.v.

He watched the football game,

he was quiet and didn’t complain.

I awoke and to my surprise,

he had flowers for me that where an enormous size.

I couldn’t figure out where he had gone,

it was so magical I felt like a Princess on a throne.

These are some of the memories we share,

he is so special and does really care.

Written By Suzae Chevalier on December 27, 2011

Bahamas Cruise 2006

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On a cruise ship I did sail

going to the Bahamas

remembering it well.

Listening to bands that played

dance hits of their day–

That’s when the word

happy meant gay.

Taking photos on the deck

eating lobster, shrimp and steak.

Raining when ship does land

can not sunbathe on the sand.

Walking around to see the sights
Bahama’s tote bag I did buy–

Along with 2 handmade

dolls pale and white.

One with black hair other with yellow–

one doll icy-blue other doll mellow.

Names “Razel” and “Melodie”

are sewn into each separate doll

in a craft like looking mall.

Photos taken of dolls with me–

even Bahamian lady very pleased.

I put them in my Bahama’s tote

More sightseeing before getting on boat.

Walking around the town

bargains everywhere to be found.

Now I will go back some day soon

I will look for stars and moons.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on February. 24,2011

Razel Goes To Philly 2007

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Catching a long train from Penn Station
Me, Razel went to Philly for a mini vacation.
Traveling over the longest bridge
chugging along a vast mountain ridge.
Visited publisher in Philly that day
I didn’t come out, only Melodie Mezoree’.
Then I went home take to a nap-but kept on my Bora Bora hat.
Waking up refreshed to sightsee–
Taxi driver picked me up for free.
I saw statues with soldier on horse
Me being a ham for the camera–photo taken
by Masonic Temple plaque of course.
This was the last photo for we felt under attack
afraid of homeless people sleeping on their backs.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on August 12,2011