Poet and Artist

Funny Poems

Sister Lisa’s Surprise by Suzae Chevalier


As a kid I made a fake “me” doll,
she was like me but not too tall.
I sewed her up with bathroom towels,
she was original and had no jowls.
Practical joke I did make,
with Funny Doll that was fake.
I put fake doll in my bed,
covered the blankets over dolls head.
Then my sister went to sleep,
I told her from far away,
I was sleeping “Please don’t make a peep? ”
My sister said, “Are you alright?
you look very sick looking tonight.”
I replied, with a yell, ha! Ha!
Then I ran to room laughing like hell.
My sister got scared, and then she laughed,
It was very funny, it was a blast.
These funny childhood memories are the ones that last.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 9,2011
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Big Tornado by Suzae Chevalier


When I was about five

I thought tornados came alive.

Alive into a big tomato with legs

walking up the hill to where I lived.

Waiting anxiously outside my front door

I was afraid but wanted to see more.

I imagined a big gigantic tomato coming up the street

I thought it be cool and thought it be neat to see.

Wind starting blowing and sky became still

the birds disappeared, I began to feel chills.

I imagined Big Tomatoes footsteps going boom, boom, boom

my family hid in the basement in the family room.

Sleeping downstairs was fun for me

we were all together as a family.

Now Big Tomato never did come

but I have fond memories of a night of fun.

Written by Suzae on May 25, 2011


Cleveland Hippie 2003 by Suzae Chevalier

Cleveland Ohio I went to

in 2003 yes indeed with a turtle named Toledo

named after an Ohio city.

Stayed at an artist hippie’s

who painted famous people which sold

left my belongings at Hippie’s sisters that

that had diabetes because she was old.

Artist hippie thought I was really hot

so wanted me to stay

but I said “no way

I’m on to Florida the sunshine state.”

Now artist’s sister still has

One of my CD’s,

I really did see Cleveland

like Lake View Cemetery

where it was gigantic

and very scary

Went to the Rock Hall of Fame

where Cleveland said Rock was heard

there first was their claim.

Since then I went through Ohio state

but not through Cleveland which

makes Ohio the state so great

maybe next time at another later date.

Written by Suzae Chevalier February 18,2011
updated on June 27, 2018








Are you a Prince at the side of the road,

For I do not know if you are really sincere,

You seem like a boy who is very immature.

To all that is, and all that was;

It became of nothing just because…

For I have grown into a full Princ-ess,

I must leave behind all the rest.

and go after what is Best–

perhaps I shall move out West.

Written on Jan.14, 2011 by Suzae Chevalier


Prince Charming Kermit



Prince Charming always makes me feel right

he tucks me in at bed at night.

I was sick and needed some sleep,

he turned off the light and didn’t make a peep.

He then proceeded to watch t.v.

He watched the football game,

he was quiet and didn’t complain.

I awoke and to my surprise,

he had flowers for me that where an enormous size.

I couldn’t figure out where he had gone,

it was so special felt like a Princess on a throne.

These are some of the memories we share,

he is so sweet and does really care.

Written By Suzae Chevalier on December 27, 2011