Funny Poems
Sister Lisa’s Surprise by Suzae Chevalier
Suzy and Lisa as toddlers in New Jersey
As a kid I made a fake “me”,
she was like me but not too tall.
I sewed her up with bathroom towels,
she was original and had no jowls.
Practical joke I did make,
with Funny face that was fake.
I put fake toy in my bed,
covered the blankets over dolls head.
Then my sister went to sleep,
I told her from far away,
I was sleeping “Please don’t make a peep? ”
My sister said, “Are you alright?
you look very sick looking tonight.”
I replied, with a yell, ha! Ha!
Then I ran to room laughing out loud.
My sister got scared, and then she laughed,
It was very funny, I do say now
It was hysterical it was a blast–
Funny childhood memory, the ones that last!
Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 9,2011
updated on March 12, 2019
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Cleveland Friend 2003 by Suzae Chevalier
Cleveland Ohio I went to
in 2003 yes indeed with a turtle named Toledo
named after an Ohio city.
Stayed at an artist hippie’s
who painted famous people which sold
left my belongings at Hippie’s sisters that
that had diabetes because she was old.
Artist hippie thought I was really hot
so wanted me to stay
but I said “no way
I’m on to Florida the sunshine state.”
Now artist’s sister still has
One of my CD’s,
I really did see Cleveland
like Lake View Cemetery
where it was gigantic and we did not terry.
Since then I went through Ohio state
but not through Cleveland which
makes Ohio the state so great
Maybe next time at another later date.
Written by Suzae Chevalier February 18,2011
updated on June 27, 2018