Funny Poems
Sister Lisa’s Surprise by Suzae Chevalier
Suzy and Lisa as toddlers in New Jersey
As a kid I made a fake “me”,
she was like me but not too tall.
I sewed her up with bathroom towels,
she was original and had no jowls.
Practical joke I did make,
with Funny face that was fake.
I put fake toy in my bed,
covered the blankets over dolls head.
Then my sister went to sleep,
I told her from far away,
I was sleeping “Please don’t make a peep? ”
My sister said, “Are you alright?
you look very sick looking tonight.”
I replied, with a yell, ha! Ha!
Then I ran to room laughing out loud.
My sister got scared, and then she laughed,
It was very funny, I do say now
It was hysterical it was a blast–
Funny childhood memory, the ones that last!
Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 9,2011
updated on March 12, 2019
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Cleveland Friend 2003 by Suzae Chevalier
Cleveland Ohio I went to
in 2003 yes indeed with a turtle named Toledo
named after an Ohio city.
Stayed at an artist hippie’s
who painted famous people which sold
left my belongings at Hippie’s sisters that
that had diabetes because she was old.
Artist hippie thought I was really hot
so wanted me to stay
but I said “no way
I’m on to Florida the sunshine state.”
Now artist’s sister still has
One of my CD’s,
I really did see Cleveland
like Lake View Cemetery
where it was gigantic and we did not terry.
Since then I went through Ohio state
but not through Cleveland which
makes Ohio the state so great
Maybe next time at another later date.
Written by Suzae Chevalier February 18,2011
updated on June 27, 2018
NYC ADVENTURE
In a limo I did ride
I was traveling just before twilight.
Many people I did see
they all looked happily back at me
I did surprisingly see a nun
then I looked out my window people having fun.
The my limo did stop and the wheels did squeak–
I saw in review mirror profile of me with my sparkling cheek.
I was quite hidden in view people only see my blonde hair
that is true.
I was on my way to my own comedy show which I didn’t know–
that I would be the comedy of my own funny show.
My entourage was patiently waiting outside–
I realize I was out of my limo with nowhere to hide!
Click, click the cameras went
I snuck out of limo to my own comedy event.
It was in NYC at the Apollo
my name lit up in lights like no tomorrow.
I thought no way in all my days
I would I would be on the Apollo stage!
That was just my luck, I heard the alarm and then I woke up.
Written By Suzae Chevalier on October 10, 2011
updated on March 6, and 15, 2019
Bahamas Cruise 2006
Atlantic Ocean
On a cruise ship I did sail
going to the Bahamas
remembering it well.
Listening to bands that played
dance hits of their day–
That’s when the word
happy meant gay.
Taking photos on the deck
eating lobster, shrimp and steak.
Raining when ship does land
can not sunbathe on the sand.
Walking around to see the sights
Bahama’s tote bag I did buy–
A tote bag that caught my eye
even Bahamian lady very pleased.
I put them in my Bahama’s tote
More sightseeing before getting on boat.
Walking around the town
bargains everywhere to be found.
Now I will go back some day soon
I will look for stars and moons.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on February. 24, 2011
To Memphis 2006
Memphis Downtown
“Lisa Marie” plane across from Graceland-
that is where I pose for my fans…
Brick wall with graffiti by fans for the King,
just plain writing with no sparkling bling.
Elvis’s mansion surrounded by gate,
store nearby with Elvis plate.
And of course an Elvis toy
given as gift for girl or boy.
Then up north from there is downtown
stopped and listened to Jazz all around.
I took photos with ‘singers of the blues’
posed sideways with no shoes
singers laughing totally amused.
while driving to Florida to get on a cruise.
Memphis was fun don’t get me wrong–
this is the place where Elvis still sings his songs!
Written by Suzae Chevalier on March 4,2011
updated on March 6, 2019